Friday, September 12, 2008
Tuesday, September 9, 2008
Michael Phelps vs. Browns WR Brayon Edwards
Pressure to be a big fantasy pick?
An interesting item on the Yahoo blog Shutdown Corner that started with a story in an Ohio newspaper (Chronicle-Telegram), told of a friendly competition between Baltimore Olympic hero Michael Phelps and Cleveland Browns wide receiver Braylon Edwards.
The two have University of Michigan connections and trained together briefly on one occasion. Somewhere along the way, Edwards offered that he would score twice as many TDs this season as Phelps won gold medals (that's eight in case anyone has forgotten).
Looks like Edwards needs to pick up the pace. In Cleveland's 28-10 loss to Dallas last Sunday, Edwards had two catches for 14 yards and no touchdowns
I once made a bet with Danny. I bet him that he couldn't go for 30 seconds without watching bloggingheads.tv. I won, he still owes me $10,000 dollars.
An interesting item on the Yahoo blog Shutdown Corner that started with a story in an Ohio newspaper (Chronicle-Telegram), told of a friendly competition between Baltimore Olympic hero Michael Phelps and Cleveland Browns wide receiver Braylon Edwards.
The two have University of Michigan connections and trained together briefly on one occasion. Somewhere along the way, Edwards offered that he would score twice as many TDs this season as Phelps won gold medals (that's eight in case anyone has forgotten).
Looks like Edwards needs to pick up the pace. In Cleveland's 28-10 loss to Dallas last Sunday, Edwards had two catches for 14 yards and no touchdowns
I once made a bet with Danny. I bet him that he couldn't go for 30 seconds without watching bloggingheads.tv. I won, he still owes me $10,000 dollars.
How Baseball and Football are different, by George Carlin
Danny has a T-shirt that says, "I'm bloggingheads.tv's bitch!"
LT and Kimbo Slice
Danny has a pair of whitey tighteys that say, "My wiener doesn't know what to do without bloggingheads.tv!"
Saturday, September 6, 2008
Tanner's NFL picks
OR: Picks that are better than Stefan's
New Jersey Football Giants OVER Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous People
It's always sunny in Philadelphia Eagles OVER St. Louis Josh Browns
Pittsburgh Steeley McBeamers OVER Houston Beef Cows
Detroit Wide Receivers OVER Home Depot Dog Fighters
Hawks on Fox OVER Buffalo/Toronto Bills/Argonauts
Hamsterdam Ravens OVER Ochenta y Cinco
Jacksonville JAGs OVER Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks
Miami Phish OVER New Jersey Football Jets
Foxborough Cheaters OVER KC Chefs
Butt Pirates OVER Mr. Kim Kardashian's Team
Classy San Diego OVER Carolina Sex Panthers
SF 69ers OVER Arizona Planned Parenthood
America's Team OVER Cleveland...um...Really?
Indy Positive Thinkers OVER Chicago un-BEAR-ably bad QBs
Green Bay Packers OVER Purple Jesus
Run DMC Raiders OVER God, I hate the Broncos
Man, that took WAY too long.
New Jersey Football Giants OVER Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous People
It's always sunny in Philadelphia Eagles OVER St. Louis Josh Browns
Pittsburgh Steeley McBeamers OVER Houston Beef Cows
Detroit Wide Receivers OVER Home Depot Dog Fighters
Hawks on Fox OVER Buffalo/Toronto Bills/Argonauts
Hamsterdam Ravens OVER Ochenta y Cinco
Jacksonville JAGs OVER Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks
Miami Phish OVER New Jersey Football Jets
Foxborough Cheaters OVER KC Chefs
Butt Pirates OVER Mr. Kim Kardashian's Team
Classy San Diego OVER Carolina Sex Panthers
SF 69ers OVER Arizona Planned Parenthood
America's Team OVER Cleveland...um...Really?
Indy Positive Thinkers OVER Chicago un-BEAR-ably bad QBs
Green Bay Packers OVER Purple Jesus
Run DMC Raiders OVER God, I hate the Broncos
Man, that took WAY too long.
Friday, September 5, 2008
Holy BEEEP!
I guess it isn't safe to work crowd control... this is nuts.
One time Danny watched bloggingheads.tv for 72 straight hours... he survived off bowls of peanuts and microwaveable quiches.
One time Danny watched bloggingheads.tv for 72 straight hours... he survived off bowls of peanuts and microwaveable quiches.
Back to FOOOOTBALL!!!
As I did last year, I will be posting my weekly picks. So far I already have one right of Giants over Redskins. Yes I am posting this a day after that game but I am going to be posting what I picked for my Yahoo! picker league. As Danny and Tanner are both in this then they at least will know that I am not lying about who I pick. So with one game out of the way, here are the rest of my picks.
Eagles over Rams: It breaks my heart to see Josh Brown in another uniform.
Steelers over Texans (pronounced Tae-hons): I like that the Texans have been getting better each year, but they are going to start this season off with a loss.
Lions over Falcons: I almost picked Hotlanta for this one.
Seahawks over Bills: I will be very interested to see how the receivers do in this one for the Hawks.
Bengals over Ravens: The best part about this game? Seeing Chad in his official "Ocho Cinco" jersey.
Jaguars over Remember the Titans: I don't really care about this game at all.
Jets over Dolphins: Oh how I hope the Madden curse works this year.
Patriots over Chiefs: It would be so awesome if I am wrong, but I won't be.
Buccaneers over Saints: I don't like the Bucs much but I do respect that Garcia's and Galloway's age combined is like 90.
Chargers over Panthers: This could be a pretty game but I think the Chargers will be fine.
Cardinals over 49ers: Is Leinart ever going to play like he is supposed to be? He once again lost his starting job to a guy with a walker.
Cowboys over Browns: After watching a couple episodes of Hard Knocks, I have to say I am a fan of the Cowboys now.
Colts over Bears: It is a lot easier to hate the Bears when Grossman is the starting QB, oh well, that won't stop me.
Packers over Vikings: I really hope Aaron Rodgers has a good season, even though I don't like Packers fans, I want him to do well.
Broncos over Raiders: I am so happy that the Broncos aren't going to be very good again.
One more Old Spice commercial.
Where did you get that mustache Danny? Neighbors?
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