Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Euro: After the Group Stage Predictions

Wow! What an exciting round of group play.  I turned out to be definitely wrong about some teams and I could not be happier about it.  There were some big surprises and huge letdowns (looking at you Netherlands and Russia).  A few brief points then let's get to the upcoming matches...

Seriously Russia? They beat the Czech Republic 4-1 and then proceeded to tie Poland and the lose to Greece.  They were the heavy favorites for this group.  What isn't helping? Their post game reactions...players walking directly off the field, the manager saying he thought the team played well, and the captain, Andrei Arshavin, getting in an argument with a fan after the game saying, "The fact we didn't live up to your expectations isn't out problem.  It's yours."  One Russian member of parliament has proposed banning Arshavin from being able to receive any Russian company endorsements now.  Ouch.

What happened Holland? Granted they were in the ultimate group of death but they should have performed much better.  They just could not finish when they got near the net.  I think this was their last chance to really do something as their team is aging.

Rough go Ireland.  They really didn't have much in the way of hopes for this but to lose all three games and end with a goal differential of -8 is pretty bad.  They knew they would lose to Spain but they were hoping to keep it together against Italy and Croatia.  Speaking of Croatia, I am a little disappointed in their performance.  They should have been able to beat Italy.  Having your last game be a must win situation against Spain is rough.  Every game is just crucial.

Quarter Finals

Czech Republic v Portugal: The Czech Republic pulled it together after getting blown out by Russia to win their next two games.  They have some goal scoring ability but I think they will have a tough time with Portugal.  Portugal started out against Germany looking like they were not going to be able to do much this tournament.  In Game 2 against Denmark Ronaldo continued his recent streak of having trouble scoring but they won a hard fought game.  Against the Netherland Ronaldo looked to be back in form and scored twice.  I am still not a real believer in this team but I think they will win.
Prediction
Czech Republic 1 : Portugal 2


Germany v Greece: Germany started off game one not looking really in sync.  They were able to win anyways and showed some great play in their next two games.  Gomez (a traditional German name) has been a scoring machine.  Germany has to be excited to be playing Greece.  This should be an easier game than their last three.  They should not overlook the Greeks however, as they were able to put some magic together to make it out of the group stage.  This team is greatly inspired right now coming off their win against Russia and will be very ramped up for this.
Prediction
Germany 2 : Greece 0


Spain v France: Spain started off a bit shaky tying Italy 1-1.  After that tie they decided to stop playing with 6 midfielders and try actually having a forward out there from the beginning of the game.  Spain has it's own version of Ronaldo named Fernando Torres.  He has had multiple scoring chances but has not been able to put it away.  In the last game he seemed to be starting to put it together again.  Spain has been completely controlling the pace of play in every game but they still don't quite look like they are fully clicking yet.  Can France pull out an upset and beat Spain? Sweden certainly handled them today.  I don't see them being able to pull this out.
Prediction
Spain 2 : France 1


England v Italy: England survived their first two games without one of the best strikers in the world, Wayne Rooney.  In game three Rooney did his thing and scored the game winning goal.  England hasn't had to play the toughest teams to get out of the group stage but they performed relatively well.  They didn't deserve to beat the Ukraine but that is how the game works sometimes.  Italy just squeaked through the group stage and I don't see them being able to put up a real fight against England.  They were able to keep Spain to a 1-1 tie so anything is possible.
Prediction
England 1: Italy 0


Further Predictions:


Semi-Finals
Spain 2 : Portugal 1


Germany 2 : England 0


Finals
Germany 2 : Spain 1


How X-Men should have ended

Thursday, June 7, 2012

Das geht ab!

I have been meaning to post this for a while...This song came out a couple of years ago and was a huge hit in Germany.  I had this song stuck in my head for about a week straight.

A few things to know about this song:

The chorus is "Hei! Das geht ab! Weir feiern die ganze nacht! Die ganze...Hei! Das geht ab! Weir feiern die ganze nacht! Die ganze..."

In English that means "Hey! That is awesome/up/great! We are partying the whole night! The whole...Hey! That is awesome/up/great! We are partying the whole night! The whole..."

The groups is Frauenarzt and Manny Marc.  Frauenarzt means woman doctor or OBGYN...seriously.

To the video!!

Monday, June 4, 2012

That's so Euro 2012

Who wants a prediction and preview of the UEFA European Championship?

Don't know what the European Championship is? It is basically the World Cup without Brazil and Argentina.

Ugh, this is a soccer post? Yes, don't worry I will go back to posting stupid youtube videos tomorrow.

Like most of my prediction posts this will probably be completely wrong and I will have to change everything after the group stage but for now this will do.

Group A (The Kind of Random Group):

Poland (FIFA-65/UEFA-32): Poland struggles to score goals but they are also hard to score on. Having home field advantage could prove to be huge.
Russia (FIFA-11/UEFA-8): What once was a team based purely on offense they have also struggled to score goals lately.  This team used to be really fun to watch but they have gotten a bit older now and their scoring has gone down. Their offense is still their best asset but it isn't what it used to be.
Greece (FIFA-14/UEFA-10): Boring soccer.  All defense and then they hope to score a goal with a counter.  This team could pull out some crazy surprise though (they won this thing in 2004) but I really doubt it.
Czech Republic (FIFA-26/UEFA-16): With a recent lineup change their goal total has gone down but their wins have gone up.  They also have the great Petr Cech in goal.
Prediction: I feel pretty confident with Russia coming out in first place. Picking Czech Republic to finish second is going out on a limb a bit as I could also see Greece doing some damage.
Group B (The Craziest Group of Death Ever): Ever team is ranked in the top 10? 
Holland (FIFA-4/UEFA-3): These dudes are good.  Like really good and really fun to watch.  They have one of the best collections of midfielders and strikers in the world.  Holland does one thing really well, score goals.
Germany (FIFA-2/UEFA-2): Germany has gotten younger and better in the last couple of years.  They are going to stay dominant for at least the next 10 years.  Germany has also started playing with a more creative style that is different than they have been in the past.  One thing that helps the German team, only three players on the roster don't play in the Bundesliga, these guys all know each  other really well.
Portugal (FIFA-5/UEFA-4): Portugal is still lead by the breathtakingly beautiful Ronaldo, who is also extremely talented.  Ronaldo now also has a better cast around him and this team can pack a punch.  The team has changed its formation from being based around Ronaldo which has created more options.
Denmark (FIFA-10/UEFA-7): In any other group Denmark would definitely be considered one of the favorites.  What might help them is that they have absolutely no pressure to perform as they are such underdogs.  Don't overlook this team though, they are good and can score some goals.
Prediction: This is a really tough one but I think Germany will come out on top with Holland in second place.  Everyone of these group matches will be really interesting and will have a huge impact on the overall outcome of the other teams.  June 23rd - Germany v Holland...can't wait.
Group C (Who Wants Second Place?)

Croatia (FIFA-8/UEFA-6): Croatia's style of play is based around the counter attack.  This can be extremely effective against attacking teams but with this group it might hurt them.  They won't have opportunities to counter against Ireland who doesn't attack themselves.  Spain controls the ball so much they might not have enough opportunities.  They should be able to handle Italy though.
Rep. of Ireland (FIFA-18/UEFA-13): The Rep. of Ireland plays some of the most conservative soccer in the world.  They rely on extremely good defense and winning 1-0.  Seriously, in the last 24 years they have only once scored more than one goal in a game in any major Championship.  Game should be close but if they fall behind early they will struggle to get back in it.   This is their first time qualifying for the Euro in 24 years.
Italy (FIFA-12/UEFA-9):  Italy has come limping into this tournament.  Their level of play has not been very good as of late.  They had an easy time qualifying for this Championship as their group was the weakest.  With their first game against Spain they may start this Championship in a hole that they cannot get out of.  Historically Italy always has a very resilient defense but this time around they will have to do their best to compensate for a very poor D.
Spain (FIFA-1/UEFA-1): The definite favorite to win this group.  It is unfortunate that Puyol is hurt as he is the leader of the defense and also scores a fair number of goals off set plays but this team can overcome that.  A really fun team to watch, they do it all, and they do it all at an exception level.  They are the masters at ball possession.
Prediction: I am very confident in Spain walking away with this group.  The Rep. Ireland could sneak by but I think Croatia will be able to score some goals and get second.
Group D (Not a Group of Death but a Toss-up)
Ukraine (FIFA: 50/UEFA: 28): Definitely the underdog in this group they will have to rely on the home field advantage.  Their starting forward is 35 and they have lost a number of players to injury. Not good.
England (FIFA: 7/UEFA: 5): For once the British media is taking the right tone with this team...don't expect much.  Wayne Rooney has been suspended the first two games, three starters have been injured in the last week and will not play, and Rio Ferdinand was not chosen for the team.  Why was he not chosen? Because John Terry (defender for England) was caught yelling racial slurs at his brother, Anton Ferdinand.  Safe to say, he and Terry don't get along.  This leaves the team with having to start a young defender who plays backup for his club team.  This team still has talent and should not be underestimated, especially as there is no real powerhouse in the group.
France (FIFA: 16/UEFA: 11): France struggled for a few years but now appears to be back in decent form with a goal scoring team.  They have not lost in their last 20 matches.  Their defense can be a little suspect at times, however.
Sweden (FIFA: 17/UEFA: 12): This team has recently changed its playing style to be much more creative and attacking.  This has played out well for them and made them a more interesting team to watch.  They also have a great forward in Zlatan Ibrahimovic. 
Prediction: France will come out in first place.  England really could put something together but I think Sweden will emerge as the second best team. Minus the Ukraine, this really could anyway though.
Quarterfinals:
Russia v Holland


Germany v Czech Republic
Spain v Sweden
France v Croatia
Semi-Finals:
Holland v Spain: Holland get their revenge for losing the World Cup final to Spain.
Germany v Croatia
Finals:
Germany v Holland: Holland emerges victorious with a final score of 3-2.

There you have it! Go to Vegas and bet, nay, invest, all of your life savings.  You're welcome.