Saturday, February 27, 2010

This girl is messed up and she is three years old...

a prediction, she is going to kill Justin Bieber. Danny and TheSshh's number one reader all agree on this.

Don't know who Bieber is? I didn't either. I guess it (or he, whatever) is this guy.

He also is the first singer in this song...click to 1:30.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Canada wins gold in women's hockey...

this is how they celebrate.



They have gotten a lot of flak for going on the ice and drinking champagne, pounding beers, and smoking cigars...that looks like fun to me.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

This song is for Danny

V-O-L-V-O




NorthwestShredsesh (1 month ago) 0 Reply | Spam
Seriously man this kind of hip-hop is for the select few fortinute to discover it... Been listening to underground since out of the woom... Completely better and more talented than the people murdering rap in a bad way like lil wayne-soulja boy- and t-pain... Anyone who backs them up knows NOTHING about the meaning of hip-hop or rap

sshh10 (1 minute ago) 0 Reply | Remove
what is a woom?

Ole Miss Mascot

The University of Mississippi got rid of it's old mascot in 2003...this guy. They got rid of him because they felt it was a bit too old south (or is it ole south?). The school is now having a vote for what the new mascot will be. So far Colonel Akbar is one of the leading contenders. Who is Colonel Akbar? None other than this dude...



If this does become their official mascot I will forever be a fan of Ole Miss. Colonel Akbar is a Star Wars character, famous for this line...



He isn't as famous for this...




Looking at videos after finding the one above led me to this one. Pretty clever.


Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Leno Olympics Promo

I bet most people have seen the promo for Leno moving back to 11:35 during the Olympics with The Beatles "Get Back" playing in the background. Well, the good people of the Interwebs thought another song was more appropriate.

Take the mascots head off!

Pretty decent goal. Awesome celebration.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

DMB




wwrjd1523 (15 hours ago)
DAVEEEEEE

Colbert and Costas




Some people really don't like Bob Costas but I think he is pretty funny. I enjoy the fact that he is willing to make fun of people and NBC some times. He even takes getting made fun of pretty well.

Stupid NBC won't let me embed this but it is worth clicking on the link.


Colbert and Costas

Monday, February 15, 2010

I should have done this for VD



wirenut476 (1 day ago) +1 Reply
I think Billy Mays was supposed to sell this thing but it got tired of him and choked him.

djedetmiwesir (7 hours ago) 0 Reply
Seriously? Not one person involved in the process of manufacturing and advertising this thing had a moment of clarity and said, "Fuck this!"? Not one person? Seriously?

ksocean (17 hours ago) 0 Reply
If I got a hug-e-gram, I'd throw it off a bridge.

Friday, February 12, 2010

Watching the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics.





As I am watching this I will be writing the different thoughts that cross my mind. To save there from being a bunch of one sentence posts I will just write them all on this one...not that it matters to you as you will only see this, the final product.


I just found out that my fiancee loves olympic commercials. They inspire her and almost make her cry. She also loves Morgan Freeman.

I hope that this is the first Olympics where a South American team wins a medal. How has that not happened yet?

I respect that Bermuda wears their Bermuda shorts even to the Winter Olympics. Their one athlete is badass for that.

Ethiopia has an athlete?!

Germany, those jackets? Yikes. Way to show off German fashion.

Ghana has an athlete?!

I wonder if the aboriginal people in the middle of the stage are getting tired of dancing the whole time.

Name of the flag carrier for Iceland? Bjorgvin Bjorgvinsson. That is a pretty sweet name.

Ukraine has some pretty ugly uniforms...but they are nothing compared to the United States uniforms. Those things are booty. White pants and cream turtleneck sweaters? Actually, I guess the jackets they wear over the sweaters are ok, but lame hats.

Canada has never won a Gold medal ever when they have hosted? Surprising. The Prime Minister of Canada kind of looks like a goober.

Nelly Furtado and Bryan Adams are singing, I hope Adams busts into Summer of '69.

Watching these ceremonies makes me suddenly crave a Kokanee.

I can't believe I haven't seen a moose yet.

The snowboarder performers have sweet jackets. I want one of those.

I never knew Donald Sutherland is Canadian. I won't add a pic from his role in Animal House.

When it comes to the lighting of the torch I still remember this one...



It would be so cool if the sound didn't keep cutting out. Thanks NBC.

What happened to the 4th pillar? Too bad, it was all perfect until the end. Good recovery though. I still like the 1996 lighting better.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

McTwist 1260

Last post for today, I promise...


I am not much of a Shaun White fan but this is a pretty cool trick. Apparently he learned this while riding his private half pipe that Red Bull built him for $500,000 dollars. He has to take a helicopter to get to it (it is in the backcountry of Silverton, CO).

A McTwist 1260 is an inverted aerial in which he flips head over heels twice while spinning three-and-a-half times while holding his board.



This is also pretty sweet. He falls hard.

Honda wants you to be lazy

How did this not win an Oscar?

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Super Bowl Time!


I asked Danny and Tanner to write something about the Super Bowl but it looks like they won't post anything. I asked them to write something because they are much better writers than I. Looks like it has come to me to write. I am drinking a four loko as I write this. So don't expect much.

The Colts are favored and they should be. Manning is one of the best quarterbacks to ever play the game and he is too good of a leader to not do well this Super Bowl. On top of all that he is a really exceptionally ugly dude. Doesn't he kind of look like Blossom? He has a lot of things going for him. The guy is super talented and ugly.

The Saints on the other hand have a lot going for them as well. Here are some reasons to root for the Saints...they are underdogs, Hurricane Katrina, their QB is has a huge birthmark, Reggie Bush's gf is hot, and their jerseys are pretty sweet. A couple of days ago ESPN did a poll and it came out that around 60% of people are rooting for the Saints. They are the team to root for.

I will be rooting for the Saints. I like the feel good story of Hurricane Katrina and this is their first Super Bowl as well. It would be great if the final score was 65-62 with the Saints winning but I think the final will be 27-24 Colts. Peyton Manning is just too good. Damnit.


Go Saints!



Just to clarify. Kim Kardashian is hot, but she is dumb as hell and I don't think I could ever try and hold a conversation with her. Her stupidity almost nullifies her hotness, pretty close, but almost.

Thursday, February 4, 2010

Clothing Drive

This commercial was intended for the Super Bowl but apparently now will not be aired. I wonder why?



This has nothing to do with the video above but this link is from ?uestlove's Twitter page. NBC Black History Month

Extreme Hipsters in NY

Crazy hipsters and their fixies

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

John Stewart and Bill O'Reilly

It is always fun to hear these two talk, especially to each other.

I can't embed these video so click on the link.


John Stewart and Bill O'Reilly