Wednesday, October 29, 2008

World Series




As I am writing this is is the top of the in between the 6th and 7th inning. I had great plans to write a big boring post about the World Series but obviously that didn't happen. I will instead just sum up why I am rooting for the Phillies.

I really like the Rays, I think that they are an exciting and young team that gives teams like the Mariners hope. You don't have to spend a ton of money to get a good team. Unfortunately that is not enough to make me root for them. I don't like their fans, they couldn't even sell out a game until the World Series (or something like that) and those damn cowbells are annoying. The Christopher Walken Blue Oyster skit was like 15 years ago.

I am a big fan of Utley, Howard, and Werth aka The Edge...and of course Jamie Moyer, Tanner says he looks like Ryan Stiles, who also looks like this soccer ref.

Well I started this four hours ago but then I had to play soccer. So the Phillies won and this post is now pointless. Anyways, this is why I was rooting for the Phillies, I like the team and they at least have good fans and a real stadium, not some sh*t dome that would have made the Kingdome look good. Although the ray tank in center field is kind of cool.

Go Phillies

Monday, October 27, 2008

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins

Everybody has seen the Leeroy Jenkins video, but in case you have forgotten about it...



and here is a nice remix of it.



I also like this Halo version.

Lightning Bolt!

Sooooo much cooler than Fantasy Football.

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

I can never post just one thing


While we are on the subject of McCain...
Skylar Deleon, 29, who had a bit part in an episode “Mighty Morphin Power Rangers”, faces the death penalty after being convicted of three counts of murder at a trial in Santa Ana.

Oh yeah, he also did this.

Skylar Deleon, 29, somehow got a razor and “tried to saw off his penis” while in his cell on March 13, said Damon Micalizzi of the Orange County Sheriff’s Department.
“He was unsuccessful,” Micalizzi said. “As I understand it, there was a lot of blood.”
Micalizzi said he did not know if Deleon stopped the effort himself because he could not carry it out to conclusion, or was interrupted by a guard.
Deleon was taken to a hospital, his penis was re-attached, and he was back in his cell the next day, Micalizzi said

If you like Golf at all...

this is funny.

If you hate the Yankees at all...this is also funny. This weekend Joba Chamberlain got busted for drinking and driving after leaving a Nebraska strip club (this happened before the Red Sox got knocked out of the playoffs, yesssssss).

“Too bad you didn’t play for the Red Sox,” the customer said, according to another patron at the club. “Otherwise, you wouldn’t be sitting here in a strip club in Nebraska.”

A furious Chamberlain left, and moments later, cops nabbed him for allegedly speeding in his 2006 BMW 750i. They hauled him off to a detox center after they smelled alcohol on his breath and saw an open container of alcohol on the passenger seat.

Authorities said Chamberlain, who submitted to a Breathalyzer test at the scene, had a blood-alcohol content of .134 at the time of his arrest, nearly double Nebraska’s legal limit of .08.

I think Joba should have made a witty comeback like, "well, if you played for the Rays then you wouldn't be here either."

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Start the Week off by...

getting "Jacked Up!!"

Week 6 Picks


I haven't done this in a while, I even forgot to pick anything last week.

Here are my week 6 picks.

Atlanta over Chicago: This is one of those, "I hope this happens" picks.
Indy over Baltimore
Carolina over Tampa Bay
Minnesnowta over Detroit
Washington over St.Louis
New Orleans over Oakland
Miami over Houston: This game could go either way.
New York Jets over Cincinnati
Denver over Jacksonville
Philly over San Fran: There could be an upset, yuck.
Seattle over Green Bay: Really not confident about this pick.
Dallas over Arizona: I almost picked Arizona.
San Diego over New England
New York Giants over Cleveland

Sunday, October 5, 2008

Guilty Pleasure #1


So the one person who reads this blog noted that nobody has actually written anything in a long time. I want the blog's one fan to know that us writers listen. I have decided to start a new segment in the blog, my guilty pleasures. We all have different ones that are embarrassing, I am going to boldly write one from time to time. So to start it off, here is guilty pleasure of right now.

Chris Brown, "Forever"

Chris Brown is a 19 year old entertainer who is know for his dancing moves and dating Rihanna (the chick he is with in the pic).  I have never really been into his music at all or even really known who he is. I mean I knew that he gets compared to Michael Jackson a lot (the good pre-touching boys Michael), but nothing more than that. Well my whole world changed last week when I heard his song "Forever" for the first time. I generally don't like pop-dance songs but this song is the shizzle dizzle wizzle (I don't know what that means). The beat and hook is extremely catchy. I don't know many of the lyrics and what I do know isn't that impressive but that is beside the point. Ok, I do know one line that I love, "Baby you can watch me, look what I can do with my feet." Ridiculous, I know. The overall song is so dang catchy though, you can't listen to it and not try and move something. I would post the whole music video but the embedding option on YouTube has been taken down for it. If you want to see the actual video click here. I don't really understand why she jumps off the building but whatever he's got some sweet dance moves. Very Michael Jacksonesque.

Maybe the best thing about the song is that it was originally written for a Doublemint commercial, but then when it was so successful they changed the lyrics and made a full song out of it. Here is the commercial, and yes that is Chris Brown dancing.



After watching that you can't tell me it isn't catchy. If you can tell me otherwise then keep your mouth shut and look what I can do with my feet.




For the one fan...




Thanks for telling me about this one...




oh yeah...if bloggingheads.tv had a penis, danny would be sucking it right now