Don't talk, it's easier this way.: Guest Post: Danny's Younger Brother Has Better Taste In Music Than You And A Flippant Disregard For When "Best Of" Lists Should Be Posted

BEST ALBUMS OF 2013

10. Little Green Cars “Absolute Zero”

These kids are so fucking young. Like, scary young. I saw them live and was like “Yo, it is very dangerous to have babies near this much electrical equipment. For reals, this is irresponsible, guys.”

9. The Growlers “Hung At Heart”

I thought that on the song “Naked Kids” Brooks Nielsen was saying he had an “epiphany beaver.” Which makes sense cause this album makes me want to waste my days doing hallucinogens and then have dirty, salty sex on some beach in California.

8. Tame Impala “Lonerism”

There is a strong argument to be made here about how rock and roll isn’t dead. And it has absolutely nothing to do with The Black Keys. The drums alone on this album are unreal. Just go through every song and listen to Jay Watson lay down some tasty organic, free-range beats.

7. Local Natives “Hummingbird”

This album is better than Gorilla Manor. That may be controversial to some. But hey, fuck you.

6. Vampire Weekend “Modern Vampires of the City”

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(this video is the best)

5. Phoenix “Bankrupt!”

Phoenix seems like a band we can all enjoy.

(just watch the whole thing)

4. Earl Sweatshirt “Doris”

The long awaited sophomore album from Odd Future prodigal son Earl Sweatshirt did not disappoint. Which is probably its biggest triumph. The amount of hype surrounding the most lyrically gifted disappearing act of the collective set up the return to the public eye to be a let down. The stakes had never been higher. With conspiracy theories abound about Tyler, The Creator’s "Wolf" and many people finally growing wise the shock value violence of OFWGKTA’s style of rap, this album had to be something different. And it delivered. With dark beats that vary and a technically proficient flow, and a lyrical style that seems to roll out of Earl’s mouth in a way all his own, "Doris" was unlike any previous OF albums. It also showed a significant amount of character growth for the young rapper. No longer are there quips about anal raping nuns. Instead we are delivered personal struggle, strife, and dreams. The best guest appearance on the album is also the most unexpected as the soulful Frank Ocean drops his crooning veneer to spit what appears to be the second half of what was started on his own “Super Rich Kids” from the critically successful “Channel Orange.” The album was solid start to finish, ending on a particularly high watermark with the gorgeous “Knight.” Tripped out slowing vocals over a Christian Rich beat (which is distinctly reminiscent of Flying Lotus), Earl ends wandering off both lyrically and literally with the send off: “Young, black and jaded/ Vision hazy, strolling through the night.”

3. DARKSIDE “Psychic”

I started smoking weed this year.

(This is a picture of a kitten in a sweater. I didn't post music here because you really have to listen to this album all the way through from start to finish with headphones on. Look at the picture while you do. I dunno. Weed is legal now in Washington, so do what you want.)

2. ASAP Rocky “Long. Live. ASAP.”

Did you forget that this album came out in 2013? I didn’t. It was fantastic.