Faouzi Chaouchi (Algeria): What a terrible terrible haircut.
Pepe (Portugal): His full name is Képler Laveran Lima Ferreira. Smudgy face.
John Terry (England): Terry is more picked for having a 4 month affair with one of his teammates ex-girlfriends, he is married by the way. When it all came out he lost his spot as team captain. Good work.
Carlos Puyol (Spain): Member of Spinal Tap?
Frank Ribery (France): This one is pretty obvious. Did I mention that he also has been linked to a 16 year old prostitute?
Mesut Ozil (Germany): He has some huge eyes. Reminds me of a Tim Burton character or a lemur.
Dirk Kuyt (Netherlands): I don't know why he is dressed as superman but awesome! He looks like Sloth from Goonies.
Carlos Tevez (Argentina): This guy must be part caveman.
Edinson Canvari (Uruguay): This one is picked because I don't like how he plays and he has braces. Haha, brace face.