Saturday, January 31, 2009
Thursday, January 29, 2009
Terrible Video but Funny Comment
Cat Porn?
foozetube (22 hours ago) 0 Reply
Those of you who think this is porn for cats need to be psychologically evaluated. And for the person that thinks there is poop on the cat's face, it's not poop. Just natural markings.
But now some God poo!
popkornzpop (1 day ago) 0 Reply
well god will just shit on your head one day and yull see how funny this video was
Check out my sugar lumps!
hiphopopotomus999 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
Is it wrong that I find that aisen guy sexy
foozetube (22 hours ago) 0 Reply
Those of you who think this is porn for cats need to be psychologically evaluated. And for the person that thinks there is poop on the cat's face, it's not poop. Just natural markings.
But now some God poo!
popkornzpop (1 day ago) 0 Reply
well god will just shit on your head one day and yull see how funny this video was
Check out my sugar lumps!
hiphopopotomus999 (1 hour ago) 0 Reply
Is it wrong that I find that aisen guy sexy
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Such Good Wisdom
nyy4288 (1 month ago) -1 Reply
jimmy carter was the worst president ever bar none!
And while I'm at it...
teflonmagnet (2 weeks ago) 0 Reply
how 'bout a fresca?!...huh?
He's not a great actor but I appreciate the effort
antiochblade (2 weeks ago) -4 Reply
A friend of mine who I get my "bag-O-weed" from (Barry Barthman) . He did a great drunken Tiger Woods . We would smoke a little at the refinery wharf and he would really get going . Just on nightshift though . Dayshift was the kiss of death ...To much management around . God he was funny !
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Watching the Godfather,
and eating coffee ice cream with a microwaved pumpkin spice chocolate chip cookie.
I will be honest, I have never seen the Godfather before. To some people that is like admitting that they don't like Top Gun (I don't). Ok, that sounded like a double negative. Let me make that clear, I don't like the movie Top Gun. If I want to watch Top Gun I will watch Hot Shots, a much better and intelligent film.
Speaking of Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux claims to have the highest body count of any film. The counter cuts out at 289 but according to www.moviebodycounts.com the actual body count is 114, putting it at #51, tied with American Ninja and Apocolypto and one above Blade. Take a look for yourself
Obviously this post has no point what so ever.
The other day I had maybe the greatest breakfast I have ever made. Generally I eat two toasted waffles with peanut butter and jelly and a sliced banana. Last week, however, we were out of bananas and I'm not eating peanut butter right now cause I don't want salmonella (sounds like an ice cream flavor now that I think about it), this left me with only jelly. Well a jelly waffle sandwich is pretty damn boring and then I will just be hungry by the time I get to work. I was about to give up when I finally oh sh*t! Pacino killed the police chief and that other guy! sweet! he was all like, "agh blah agh agh!" with blood coming out of the hole in his head, sweet! Sorry, ok, so I was about to give up when I remembered that there was still some brie in the fridge and that brie and jam goes great together. Well how about those two and waffles? Not to be too proud of myself but it was GENIUS. Waffles, brie and jam makes the greatest breakfast sandwich in the world, well, besides an Egg McMuffin, those things are delicious.
Now I'm bored. Back to the movie.
Peace Sign
I will be honest, I have never seen the Godfather before. To some people that is like admitting that they don't like Top Gun (I don't). Ok, that sounded like a double negative. Let me make that clear, I don't like the movie Top Gun. If I want to watch Top Gun I will watch Hot Shots, a much better and intelligent film.
Speaking of Hot Shots, Hot Shots Part Deux claims to have the highest body count of any film. The counter cuts out at 289 but according to www.moviebodycounts.com the actual body count is 114, putting it at #51, tied with American Ninja and Apocolypto and one above Blade. Take a look for yourself
Obviously this post has no point what so ever.
The other day I had maybe the greatest breakfast I have ever made. Generally I eat two toasted waffles with peanut butter and jelly and a sliced banana. Last week, however, we were out of bananas and I'm not eating peanut butter right now cause I don't want salmonella (sounds like an ice cream flavor now that I think about it), this left me with only jelly. Well a jelly waffle sandwich is pretty damn boring and then I will just be hungry by the time I get to work. I was about to give up when I finally oh sh*t! Pacino killed the police chief and that other guy! sweet! he was all like, "agh blah agh agh!" with blood coming out of the hole in his head, sweet! Sorry, ok, so I was about to give up when I remembered that there was still some brie in the fridge and that brie and jam goes great together. Well how about those two and waffles? Not to be too proud of myself but it was GENIUS. Waffles, brie and jam makes the greatest breakfast sandwich in the world, well, besides an Egg McMuffin, those things are delicious.
Now I'm bored. Back to the movie.
Peace Sign
Sunday, January 25, 2009
Hit on your building?
JohnP2012 (37 minutes ago) 0 Reply
DEATH TO CHRISTIANITY!
hobbesdcc (24 minutes ago) 0 Reply
lol wut?
Friday, January 23, 2009
Thursday, January 22, 2009
The SSHH likes gory movies?
So the Norwegian Nazi Zombie film (that's a mouthful), Dead Snow, is being released in the US. This sh*t looks funnnnnny.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
It was my camera...
I'm not usually a fan of Woody Allen, but this is hilarious.
jonojack
jonojack
I like anything squiggly!! lmao
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Movie Trailers
So I thought that the Molester Stallone video was funny. Here are some other movie previews.
A Nice Romantic Comedy
choclatebunbuns (1 week ago) -3 Reply
your a loser
How About a Horror Film?
Supermonkey22 (6 days ago) 0 Reply
100% pure bad-assery. Awesome job. Just promise me Meg Ryan kicks the bucket at the end. =)
A True Romance
masayoshi80 (4 days ago) -4 Reply
that was so gay
And Finally, a Sequel
futuresailorsx (9 hours ago) 0 Reply
oh my god, me and my friend saw this on another website a couple of years ago, and we thought it was a real film and weve been looking for it for aaages! lol.
A Nice Romantic Comedy
choclatebunbuns (1 week ago) -3 Reply
your a loser
How About a Horror Film?
Supermonkey22 (6 days ago) 0 Reply
100% pure bad-assery. Awesome job. Just promise me Meg Ryan kicks the bucket at the end. =)
A True Romance
masayoshi80 (4 days ago) -4 Reply
that was so gay
And Finally, a Sequel
futuresailorsx (9 hours ago) 0 Reply
oh my god, me and my friend saw this on another website a couple of years ago, and we thought it was a real film and weve been looking for it for aaages! lol.
Shaqvideo
OR: Danny will love this
"I am Kazaam, and I know I don't see Gary in no white suit..."
xmuscularghandix (1 week ago)
ahmad is retahded.
"I am Kazaam, and I know I don't see Gary in no white suit..."
xmuscularghandix (1 week ago)
ahmad is retahded.
Monday, January 19, 2009
Denis Leary on himself
hehe I made a funny title. I'm not really a big fan of Denis Leary but these videos are kind of funny.
Denis Leary Remembers Denis Leary Movies - watch more funny videos
Don't Touch Me Sly!
I have watched Rocky IV twice this weekend (thanks Tanner) so I have been getting a lot of Sly. Here is a nice version of his movie Over The Top...enjoy
Molester Stallone - watch more funny videos
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Sam's Sushi
I was just reading some reviews of Sam's Sushi when I came across this review, hilarious.
Backstory: I have a freakishly small mouth. Hard to believe, I know. But I've had dentists and orthodontists confirm this fact time and time again. "Can't you open your mouth any bigger?" they all ask as they try to squeeze their freakishly giant man hands into my petite mouth. "Wow, your mouth really is small!" And then I imagine them uttering under their breath to the hygienist, "Her poor husband."
In all seriousness, my small mouth does sometimes hinder my eating experiences, especially when it comes to sushi. I first tried sushi on a first date, which proved to be a bad idea. Picture me and my freak mouth trying not to gag on a giant piece of raw something as my date looked on in utter horror. Needless to say, I never really recovered, and hence, rarely want to go for sushi. A definite bummer for the husband who can't get enough. Sushi, that is.
Oh, and to boot, I'm a complete chopsticks retard, too.
But the stars and planets aligned the other night, as I found myself with supportive fellow Yelpers Jaz and Ian AND in want of sushi. We decided to try Sam's Sushi, a little place just off the main drag in Ballard. Even though we got there kind of late for dinner, there was still a line nearly out the door. A good sign, we thought.
Upon realizing that they don't take names for a waiting list, we witnessed some of the natives getting restless as we all stood in line, single-file style.
Hipster guy: Is there a wait list?
Me: I don't think so. You just wait your turn.
Hipster guy's wife: *quietly to her hipster husband* Go see if there's a wait list.
Me: *rolling my eyes* I'm pretty sure you just wait and they'll seat you when a table opens up.
Hipster guy: *heads over to cash register area anyway*
Eventually, we were all seated, and thus began our sushi experience. Lucky for me, my husband and friends didn't make *too* much fun of me as I tried my darndest to get the rolls into my mouth in one bite. I pretty much failed every time, collecting a small pile of rice and other discarded ingredients on the plate in front of me like a toddler.
But it was fun anyway, and the rolls were really good. My favorite of the night was the Red Dragon roll, which featured tempura shrimp and this amazing spicy aioli on top. Though, as we oohed and ahhed about the sauce, my food scientist/former chef husband reminded us all that it's just mayo and Sriracha hot chili sauce. Well, fine, but it really made the roll that much better, silly gastronome man!
We also enjoyed some warm sake and Sapporo while noshing on edamame, tempura and some nigiri, including uni (sea urchin roe) and unagi (barbacued eel). I witnessed Ian ask for six orders of ebi, in which I immediately thought to myself, "Ian, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp." Actually, I thought of that after the fact, which is quite apropos if you're a Seinfeld fan and know which episode I'm quoting here.
In the end, we were full from the food and happy from the alcohol. In fact, I had such a great experience at Sam's, I found myself wanting more sushi a couple days later. Perhaps some sort of insatiable sushi portal in my brain was opened up upon eating at Sam's? My husband can only dream ...
Backstory: I have a freakishly small mouth. Hard to believe, I know. But I've had dentists and orthodontists confirm this fact time and time again. "Can't you open your mouth any bigger?" they all ask as they try to squeeze their freakishly giant man hands into my petite mouth. "Wow, your mouth really is small!" And then I imagine them uttering under their breath to the hygienist, "Her poor husband."
In all seriousness, my small mouth does sometimes hinder my eating experiences, especially when it comes to sushi. I first tried sushi on a first date, which proved to be a bad idea. Picture me and my freak mouth trying not to gag on a giant piece of raw something as my date looked on in utter horror. Needless to say, I never really recovered, and hence, rarely want to go for sushi. A definite bummer for the husband who can't get enough. Sushi, that is.
Oh, and to boot, I'm a complete chopsticks retard, too.
But the stars and planets aligned the other night, as I found myself with supportive fellow Yelpers Jaz and Ian AND in want of sushi. We decided to try Sam's Sushi, a little place just off the main drag in Ballard. Even though we got there kind of late for dinner, there was still a line nearly out the door. A good sign, we thought.
Upon realizing that they don't take names for a waiting list, we witnessed some of the natives getting restless as we all stood in line, single-file style.
Hipster guy: Is there a wait list?
Me: I don't think so. You just wait your turn.
Hipster guy's wife: *quietly to her hipster husband* Go see if there's a wait list.
Me: *rolling my eyes* I'm pretty sure you just wait and they'll seat you when a table opens up.
Hipster guy: *heads over to cash register area anyway*
Eventually, we were all seated, and thus began our sushi experience. Lucky for me, my husband and friends didn't make *too* much fun of me as I tried my darndest to get the rolls into my mouth in one bite. I pretty much failed every time, collecting a small pile of rice and other discarded ingredients on the plate in front of me like a toddler.
But it was fun anyway, and the rolls were really good. My favorite of the night was the Red Dragon roll, which featured tempura shrimp and this amazing spicy aioli on top. Though, as we oohed and ahhed about the sauce, my food scientist/former chef husband reminded us all that it's just mayo and Sriracha hot chili sauce. Well, fine, but it really made the roll that much better, silly gastronome man!
We also enjoyed some warm sake and Sapporo while noshing on edamame, tempura and some nigiri, including uni (sea urchin roe) and unagi (barbacued eel). I witnessed Ian ask for six orders of ebi, in which I immediately thought to myself, "Ian, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp." Actually, I thought of that after the fact, which is quite apropos if you're a Seinfeld fan and know which episode I'm quoting here.
In the end, we were full from the food and happy from the alcohol. In fact, I had such a great experience at Sam's, I found myself wanting more sushi a couple days later. Perhaps some sort of insatiable sushi portal in my brain was opened up upon eating at Sam's? My husband can only dream ...
Friday, January 16, 2009
50" screen, money green leather sofa...
I wanted to embed a video, but I can't so I'll just post the link. A interesting take on the work of an amazing artist.
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Skate Boarding
I found this to be really mesmerizing for some reason. Those guys can do some tricks.
MushookieMan (2 minutes ago) 0 Reply
Why the hell are they going shirtless! Just imagine if they wrecked, they would grind their nipples off! :0
I watched the last two seconds like 20 times to get the message at the end...not really that cool
I apologize in advance, so dumb it's funny
SayHiToTheBadGuy (58 minutes ago) 0 Reply
Killing everyone above the age of 5......Im going on 22 and drink Kool-Aid EVERYDAY!
MushookieMan (2 minutes ago) 0 Reply
Why the hell are they going shirtless! Just imagine if they wrecked, they would grind their nipples off! :0
I watched the last two seconds like 20 times to get the message at the end...not really that cool
I apologize in advance, so dumb it's funny
SayHiToTheBadGuy (58 minutes ago) 0 Reply
Killing everyone above the age of 5......Im going on 22 and drink Kool-Aid EVERYDAY!
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Martial Arts-ish
This is for the lady at work, she likes martial arts stuff.
This video is from something called Loopkicks Camp. Pretty crazy sh*t.
F*ck T*nn*r, * d*d *t *g**n
While I am on the topic of fighting styles, here is hockey style. Seriously, this is the only reason anyone goes to a minor league hockey game, in hopes that something like this happens.
Now this is just weird.
I think that this movie looks funny
This video is from something called Loopkicks Camp. Pretty crazy sh*t.
F*ck T*nn*r, * d*d *t *g**n
While I am on the topic of fighting styles, here is hockey style. Seriously, this is the only reason anyone goes to a minor league hockey game, in hopes that something like this happens.
Now this is just weird.
I think that this movie looks funny
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
The 'Bu
I'm sure I have posted this before but this is one of my favorite videos online...Hoobastank!
If you gonna act like a b*tch, you might as well look like one!
...T*nn*r d**sn't l*k* th*t * d*n't f*lly typ* **t sw**r w*rds...f*ck h*m
If you gonna act like a b*tch, you might as well look like one!
...T*nn*r d**sn't l*k* th*t * d*n't f*lly typ* **t sw**r w*rds...f*ck h*m
Monday, January 12, 2009
The Golden Globes Part Deux
I watched about an hour and a half of the Golden Globes last night and they were relatively entertaining. I like the Golden Globes because they really aren't that significant but they are over-hyped and all of the actors are drunk and not paying attention through out the show. Here are some of my favorite parts
My Internet is going slow right now so I will use this video to kind of sum it up.
That showed almost everything else I was going to post...that video didn't show, unfortunately, when Tracy Morgan thanked the Kraft lady for making those "little tacos."
Alright so I found the speeches I was looking for on Hulu, here they are...
I liked this one just because the director gives him the bird.
I'm gonna go out on a limb on this one but my money is one this one winning a Golden Globe next year.
My Internet is going slow right now so I will use this video to kind of sum it up.
That showed almost everything else I was going to post...that video didn't show, unfortunately, when Tracy Morgan thanked the Kraft lady for making those "little tacos."
Alright so I found the speeches I was looking for on Hulu, here they are...
I liked this one just because the director gives him the bird.
I'm gonna go out on a limb on this one but my money is one this one winning a Golden Globe next year.
Torn
SallyBones38 (3 months ago)
Wow,he's good.I didn't know sign language could be funny.
ColonelSheppard (3 months ago)
it's fucking interpretive dance you dolt...
Germal59 (3 months ago)
you're a fucking wanker you are discrimination too
Sunday, January 11, 2009
Enjoying our Massive Boxes...
...and not in a sexual way.
The epitome of class and dignity.
Thank you, KFC. I am forever in your debt.
After overwhelming dissappointment, sometimes you just need some comfort food. And after seeing fast food commercials for the entire weekend (I watch a lot of football) I was intrigued by the KFC Big Box [note: our Big Boxes came with a snacker in leiu of popcorn chicken. KFC needs to update their website. Although, I suppose most of the people that consistantly eat at KFC don't know what the internet is] So I convinced Stefan to accompany me to KFC where we picked a couple up in order to enjoy a scrumptious Sunday evening meal.
Mother of God. A snacker, 2 crispy strips, a extra crispy leg, two sides, (baked beans and potato wedges for me, mashed potatoes & gravy and mac & cheese for Stefan) a biscuit, a 32 ounce soft drink, and a coronary artery stent. Each. Check out the nutrition information. The first thing I thought was "yes! 62 grams of protein!"
Delicious, delicious pain. Here is the aftermath:
Mmmmmmmmmmmm-mmmmmmmmmm...
I couldn't walk entirely upright for about an hour and the poo I later took was mind-blowing, but it was all worth it just so I could forget the debacle that was Steelers 35 Chargers 24.
Look at this man:
The epitome of class and dignity.Thank you, KFC. I am forever in your debt.
Steamboat Police Report
The 5-0 has been busy
12:53 a.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 1800 block of Kamar Plaza. Everything was fine.
2:33 a.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 31400 block of Willow Creek. Everything was fine.
4:05 a.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 31400 block of Willow Creek. Everything was fine.
5:10 a.m. A fire alarm went off in the 2300 block of Mount Werner Circle. Everything was fine.
3:25 p.m. A fire alarm went off in on Fifth Street. Everything was fine.
4:01 p.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 2300 block of Mount Werner Circle. Everything was fine.
9:17 p.m. A person was reportedly making suicidal threats in Steamboat Springs. They were fine.
11:49 p.m. A drunken pedestrian was reported at Chestnut Street and Jefferson Avenue in Hayden. Police arrested a 35-year-old man on an outstanding traffic warrant.
12:53 a.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 1800 block of Kamar Plaza. Everything was fine.
2:33 a.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 31400 block of Willow Creek. Everything was fine.
4:05 a.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 31400 block of Willow Creek. Everything was fine.
5:10 a.m. A fire alarm went off in the 2300 block of Mount Werner Circle. Everything was fine.
3:25 p.m. A fire alarm went off in on Fifth Street. Everything was fine.
4:01 p.m. A burglar alarm went off in the 2300 block of Mount Werner Circle. Everything was fine.
9:17 p.m. A person was reportedly making suicidal threats in Steamboat Springs. They were fine.
11:49 p.m. A drunken pedestrian was reported at Chestnut Street and Jefferson Avenue in Hayden. Police arrested a 35-year-old man on an outstanding traffic warrant.
Saturday, January 10, 2009
The Golden Globes
It's award season (there are waaaay too many award shows) people. The only two award show that I remotely pay attention to, the Golden Globes and the Oscars. I'm sure it can be easily argued that they shouldn't be respected and that there are better awards to win but these two are the big ones on TV so they are the ones I watch. Here are my picks for the Globes (I fully understand that this post is going to start with great detail and then by the time I get to the end I won't care anymore and will post like one word or two).
Best film (drama)
I haven't actually seen any of these movies but I have heard good things about all of them.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road
Slumdog Millionaire
I am going to pick a dark horse here, Slumdog Millionaire, I have heard great things about it but I wouldn't be surprise if Benjamin Button wins it.
Best film (musical or comedy)
Of these movies I have seen Burn After Reading and In Bruges.
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
I hope that Burn After Reading wins this. The dialogue is great and all of the characters are awesome. I am pretty sure that John Malkovich says f*ck at least 300 times in the movie.
Best director
Once again I have not seen any of these movies so I'm pulling this one out of my butt.
Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)
Stephen Daldry (The Reader)
David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Ron Howard (Frost/Nixon)
Sam Mendes (Revolutionary Road)
I'm gonna go withhhhhh....mmmm....David Fincher, 'cause he has a funny last name. I also liked his work in Fight Club.
Best actor (drama)
Great, another category where I haven't seen any of the movies.
Leonardo DiCaprio (Revolutionary Road)
Frank Langella (Frost/Nixon)
Sean Penn (Milk)
Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)
I'm going to say Sean Penn. How do I put this without sounding really mean or homophobic or non-pc or whatever? I don't know if I can so, whatever. Playing a gay guy in a movie is kind of like playing a retarded character. In no way am I saying that being gay is the same as being handicapped (unless you are a homosexual and retarded, come to think about it, I have never seen or heard of a retarded guy who likes other men) What I am saying is that both roles are ones that are instantly treated as, brave and courageous. I personally don't think that because you play a homosexual you are more courageous than any other character, it is just a character. You are just acting, that is your job. I wonder though if playing a homosexual is that same as playing a retard...never go full retard. This did backfire on Penn a while ago with I Am Sam.
Best actress (drama)
Haven't seen any of these
Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married)
Angelina Jolie (Changeling)
Kristin Scott Thomas (I've Loved You So Long)
Meryl Streep (Doubt)
Kate Winslet (Revolutionary Road)
I heard that the Golden Globes website accidently already had an * by Anne Hathaway's name for a couple of hours the other day meaning that she had won so I think she gets it.
Best actor (musical or comedy)
I've seen In Bruges and Pineapple Express.
Javier Bardem (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
Colin Farrell (In Bruges)
James Franco (Pineapple Express)
Brendan Gleeson (In Bruges)
Dustin Hoffman (Last Chance Harvey)
I have to be honest about In Bruges, it was a really good movie with great dialogue but I never though it would be nominated for anything. My pick...James Franco, that guy plays a funny stoner. He said that for this role he just acted like he was always looking in the wind.
This has nothing to do with James Franco but I loved this part of the movie.
Best actress (musical or comedy)
I've seen, Burn After Reading.
Rebecca Hall (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky)
Frances McDormand (Burn After Reading)
Meryl Streep (Mamma Mia)
Emma Thompson (Last Chance Harvey)
I should pick Frances McDormand because she is the only one that I have actually seen, but her character was a wee bit creepy. She was kind of like a female version of Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka. Same haircut, smile, and mannerisms. Now that I think about it, maybe that is what she was trying to do. Ok, she is my pick.
Best supporting actor
I have watched Tropic Thunder and The Dark Knight
Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder)
Robert Downey Jr (Tropic Thunder)
Ralph Fiennes (The Duchess)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt)
Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
I think that Heath Ledger did a great job in The Dark Knight and I am pretty sure he will win but I am going to go with Robert Downey Jr. If you didn't know before hand that it was him you have had a hard time figuring it out and I think that he pretty much made the movie.
Best supporting actress
Haven't seen any of these
Amy Adams (Doubt)
Penelope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
Viola Davis (Doubt)
Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler)
Kate Winslet (The Reader)
Marisa Tomei, she is about 44, still looks good and she plays a stripper in the Wrestler. I have also heard that she has some nude scenes in the movie, she gets my schwing! I mean vote.
Best foreign language film
Of course I haven't seen these.
The Baader Meinhof Complex
Gomorrah
I've Loved You So Long
Waltz with Bashir
I don't really care but mmm Gemorrah.
Best animated feature film
I have witnessed Kung Fu Panda and Wall-E
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Kung Fu Panda was really funny and had some moments that reminded me of the Lion King where even though its animated it can still have some touching moments. I am going to go with Wall-E though, the animation was amazing and an original story line.
Best screenplay
Haven't seen any.
Simon Beaufoy (Slumdog Millionaire)
David Hare (The Reader)
Peter Morgan (Frost/Nixon)
Eric Roth (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
John Patrick Shanley (Doubt)
I will do The Reader this time, why not?
Best original song
I haven't heard any of these songs.
Down to Earth (Wall-E)
Gran Torino (Gran Torino)
I Thought I Lost You (Bolt)
Once In A Lifetime (Cadillac Records)
The Wrestler (The Wrestler)
I will say The Wrestler, haven't heard it but its by Bruce Springsteen, enough said.
Best original score
Ugh this is a boring catagory
Alexandre Desplat (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Clint Eastwood (Changeling)
James Newton Howard (Defiance)
AR Rahman (Slumdog Millionaire)
Hans Zimmer (Frost/Nixon)
Clint Eastwood, if he doesn't win he will punch everyone in the face, seriously, he is a badass.
TELEVISION CATEGORIES
Best series (drama)
Dexter
House
In Treatment
Mad Men
True Blood
I don't really watch any of these but I don't like House. With all of the hype that Mad Men has been getting I think that will win. Something for the ladies.
Best series (musical or comedy)
30 Rock
Californication
Entourage
The Office
Weeds
I like the Office a lot but I think that 30 Rock has been funnier as of late and more creative.
Best mini-series or film made for TV
Cranford
Bernard & Doris
John Adams
A Raisin in the Sun
Recount
John Adams is the only one I have seen and it was really good so that is my pick. I am very surprise that Generation Kill wasn't nominated. That was a great great mini-series. Just came out on DVD too. Go watch it, now, like right now. Then, thank me.
Best actor (drama)
Gabriel Byrne (In Treatment)
Michael C Hall (Dexter)
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Hugh Laurie (House)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (The Tudors)
I'm going with Jon Hamm, he was on the cover of GQ in December and has been getting tons of love from the media.
Best actor (musical or comedy)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Kevin Connolly (Entourage)
David Duchovny (Californication)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)
Steve Carell is always nominated and I like his role but I think that Alec Baldwin is the funniest guy on television right now. As long as he isn't leaving screaming messages to his daughter, he is alright with me.
Best actor (mini-series or film made for TV)
Ralph Fiennes (Bernard and Doris)
Paul Giamatti (John Adams)
Kevin Spacey (Recount)
Kiefer Sutherland (24: Redemption)
Tom Wilkinson (Recount)
I have never really watched 24 but Kiefer Sutherland did and interview on NPR yesterday and he actually sounded intelligent. I didn't even realize it was him until the end of the interview. He gets my pick.
Best supporting actor (mini-series or film made for TV)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met your Mother)
Denis Leary (Recount)
Jeremy Piven (Entourage)
Blair Underwood (In Treatment)
Tom Wilkinson (John Adams)
I'm sure Piven will win this, he really is the only reason to watch Entourage, well also for the boobies, yay!!! I wouldn't mind seeing NPH winning it though.
Best actress (drama)
Sally Field (Brothers & Sisters)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
January Jones (Mad Men)
Anna Paquin (True Blood)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)
Mariska Hargitay, I really don't care who wins, so long as it isn't Kyra Sedgwick, her character on The Closer is annnnoying.
Best actress (musical or comedy)
Christina Applegate (Samantha Who?)
America Ferrera (Ugly Betty)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Debra Messing (The Starter Wife)
Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds)
Tina Fey, she is funny and a great writer for that show. She is also so courageous for making it in the industry with that scar on her face. She is so brave.
Best actress (mini-series or film made for TV)
Judi Dench (Cranford)
Catherine Keener (An American Crime)
Laura Linney (John Adams)
Shirley MacLaine (Coco Chanel)
Susan Sarandon (Bernard and Doris)
Laura Linney did an excellent job in John Adams. I generally don't like early American TV shows but this one really was a good mini-series.
Best supporting actress (mini-series or film made for TV)
Eileen Atkins (Cranford)
Laura Dern (Recount)
Melissa George (In Treatment)
Rachel Griffiths (Brothers & Sisters)
Dianne Wiest (In Treatment)
No idea for this...Laura Dern. I don't even know who she is.
Well there are my picks, and like I predicted, my writing got less and less interesting as it went.
Best film (drama)
I haven't actually seen any of these movies but I have heard good things about all of them.
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
Frost/Nixon
The Reader
Revolutionary Road
Slumdog Millionaire
I am going to pick a dark horse here, Slumdog Millionaire, I have heard great things about it but I wouldn't be surprise if Benjamin Button wins it.
Best film (musical or comedy)
Of these movies I have seen Burn After Reading and In Bruges.
Burn After Reading
Happy-Go-Lucky
In Bruges
Mamma Mia
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
I hope that Burn After Reading wins this. The dialogue is great and all of the characters are awesome. I am pretty sure that John Malkovich says f*ck at least 300 times in the movie.
Best director
Once again I have not seen any of these movies so I'm pulling this one out of my butt.
Danny Boyle (Slumdog Millionaire)
Stephen Daldry (The Reader)
David Fincher (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Ron Howard (Frost/Nixon)
Sam Mendes (Revolutionary Road)
I'm gonna go withhhhhh....mmmm....David Fincher, 'cause he has a funny last name. I also liked his work in Fight Club.
Best actor (drama)
Great, another category where I haven't seen any of the movies.
Leonardo DiCaprio (Revolutionary Road)
Frank Langella (Frost/Nixon)
Sean Penn (Milk)
Brad Pitt (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Mickey Rourke (The Wrestler)
I'm going to say Sean Penn. How do I put this without sounding really mean or homophobic or non-pc or whatever? I don't know if I can so, whatever. Playing a gay guy in a movie is kind of like playing a retarded character. In no way am I saying that being gay is the same as being handicapped (unless you are a homosexual and retarded, come to think about it, I have never seen or heard of a retarded guy who likes other men) What I am saying is that both roles are ones that are instantly treated as, brave and courageous. I personally don't think that because you play a homosexual you are more courageous than any other character, it is just a character. You are just acting, that is your job. I wonder though if playing a homosexual is that same as playing a retard...never go full retard. This did backfire on Penn a while ago with I Am Sam.
Best actress (drama)
Haven't seen any of these
Anne Hathaway (Rachel Getting Married)
Angelina Jolie (Changeling)
Kristin Scott Thomas (I've Loved You So Long)
Meryl Streep (Doubt)
Kate Winslet (Revolutionary Road)
I heard that the Golden Globes website accidently already had an * by Anne Hathaway's name for a couple of hours the other day meaning that she had won so I think she gets it.
Best actor (musical or comedy)
I've seen In Bruges and Pineapple Express.
Javier Bardem (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
Colin Farrell (In Bruges)
James Franco (Pineapple Express)
Brendan Gleeson (In Bruges)
Dustin Hoffman (Last Chance Harvey)
I have to be honest about In Bruges, it was a really good movie with great dialogue but I never though it would be nominated for anything. My pick...James Franco, that guy plays a funny stoner. He said that for this role he just acted like he was always looking in the wind.
This has nothing to do with James Franco but I loved this part of the movie.
Best actress (musical or comedy)
I've seen, Burn After Reading.
Rebecca Hall (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
Sally Hawkins (Happy-Go-Lucky)
Frances McDormand (Burn After Reading)
Meryl Streep (Mamma Mia)
Emma Thompson (Last Chance Harvey)
I should pick Frances McDormand because she is the only one that I have actually seen, but her character was a wee bit creepy. She was kind of like a female version of Johnny Depp in Willy Wonka. Same haircut, smile, and mannerisms. Now that I think about it, maybe that is what she was trying to do. Ok, she is my pick.
Best supporting actor
I have watched Tropic Thunder and The Dark Knight
Tom Cruise (Tropic Thunder)
Robert Downey Jr (Tropic Thunder)
Ralph Fiennes (The Duchess)
Philip Seymour Hoffman (Doubt)
Heath Ledger (The Dark Knight)
I think that Heath Ledger did a great job in The Dark Knight and I am pretty sure he will win but I am going to go with Robert Downey Jr. If you didn't know before hand that it was him you have had a hard time figuring it out and I think that he pretty much made the movie.
Best supporting actress
Haven't seen any of these
Amy Adams (Doubt)
Penelope Cruz (Vicky Cristina Barcelona)
Viola Davis (Doubt)
Marisa Tomei (The Wrestler)
Kate Winslet (The Reader)
Marisa Tomei, she is about 44, still looks good and she plays a stripper in the Wrestler. I have also heard that she has some nude scenes in the movie, she gets my schwing! I mean vote.
Best foreign language film
Of course I haven't seen these.
The Baader Meinhof Complex
Gomorrah
I've Loved You So Long
Waltz with Bashir
I don't really care but mmm Gemorrah.
Best animated feature film
I have witnessed Kung Fu Panda and Wall-E
Bolt
Kung Fu Panda
Wall-E
Kung Fu Panda was really funny and had some moments that reminded me of the Lion King where even though its animated it can still have some touching moments. I am going to go with Wall-E though, the animation was amazing and an original story line.
Best screenplay
Haven't seen any.
Simon Beaufoy (Slumdog Millionaire)
David Hare (The Reader)
Peter Morgan (Frost/Nixon)
Eric Roth (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
John Patrick Shanley (Doubt)
I will do The Reader this time, why not?
Best original song
I haven't heard any of these songs.
Down to Earth (Wall-E)
Gran Torino (Gran Torino)
I Thought I Lost You (Bolt)
Once In A Lifetime (Cadillac Records)
The Wrestler (The Wrestler)
I will say The Wrestler, haven't heard it but its by Bruce Springsteen, enough said.
Best original score
Ugh this is a boring catagory
Alexandre Desplat (The Curious Case of Benjamin Button)
Clint Eastwood (Changeling)
James Newton Howard (Defiance)
AR Rahman (Slumdog Millionaire)
Hans Zimmer (Frost/Nixon)
Clint Eastwood, if he doesn't win he will punch everyone in the face, seriously, he is a badass.
TELEVISION CATEGORIES
Best series (drama)
Dexter
House
In Treatment
Mad Men
True Blood
I don't really watch any of these but I don't like House. With all of the hype that Mad Men has been getting I think that will win. Something for the ladies.
Best series (musical or comedy)
30 Rock
Californication
Entourage
The Office
Weeds
I like the Office a lot but I think that 30 Rock has been funnier as of late and more creative.
Best mini-series or film made for TV
Cranford
Bernard & Doris
John Adams
A Raisin in the Sun
Recount
John Adams is the only one I have seen and it was really good so that is my pick. I am very surprise that Generation Kill wasn't nominated. That was a great great mini-series. Just came out on DVD too. Go watch it, now, like right now. Then, thank me.
Best actor (drama)
Gabriel Byrne (In Treatment)
Michael C Hall (Dexter)
Jon Hamm (Mad Men)
Hugh Laurie (House)
Jonathan Rhys Meyers (The Tudors)
I'm going with Jon Hamm, he was on the cover of GQ in December and has been getting tons of love from the media.
Best actor (musical or comedy)
Alec Baldwin (30 Rock)
Steve Carell (The Office)
Kevin Connolly (Entourage)
David Duchovny (Californication)
Tony Shalhoub (Monk)
Steve Carell is always nominated and I like his role but I think that Alec Baldwin is the funniest guy on television right now. As long as he isn't leaving screaming messages to his daughter, he is alright with me.
Best actor (mini-series or film made for TV)
Ralph Fiennes (Bernard and Doris)
Paul Giamatti (John Adams)
Kevin Spacey (Recount)
Kiefer Sutherland (24: Redemption)
Tom Wilkinson (Recount)
I have never really watched 24 but Kiefer Sutherland did and interview on NPR yesterday and he actually sounded intelligent. I didn't even realize it was him until the end of the interview. He gets my pick.
Best supporting actor (mini-series or film made for TV)
Neil Patrick Harris (How I Met your Mother)
Denis Leary (Recount)
Jeremy Piven (Entourage)
Blair Underwood (In Treatment)
Tom Wilkinson (John Adams)
I'm sure Piven will win this, he really is the only reason to watch Entourage, well also for the boobies, yay!!! I wouldn't mind seeing NPH winning it though.
Best actress (drama)
Sally Field (Brothers & Sisters)
Mariska Hargitay (Law & Order: SVU)
January Jones (Mad Men)
Anna Paquin (True Blood)
Kyra Sedgwick (The Closer)
Mariska Hargitay, I really don't care who wins, so long as it isn't Kyra Sedgwick, her character on The Closer is annnnoying.
Best actress (musical or comedy)
Christina Applegate (Samantha Who?)
America Ferrera (Ugly Betty)
Tina Fey (30 Rock)
Debra Messing (The Starter Wife)
Mary-Louise Parker (Weeds)
Tina Fey, she is funny and a great writer for that show. She is also so courageous for making it in the industry with that scar on her face. She is so brave.
Best actress (mini-series or film made for TV)
Judi Dench (Cranford)
Catherine Keener (An American Crime)
Laura Linney (John Adams)
Shirley MacLaine (Coco Chanel)
Susan Sarandon (Bernard and Doris)
Laura Linney did an excellent job in John Adams. I generally don't like early American TV shows but this one really was a good mini-series.
Best supporting actress (mini-series or film made for TV)
Eileen Atkins (Cranford)
Laura Dern (Recount)
Melissa George (In Treatment)
Rachel Griffiths (Brothers & Sisters)
Dianne Wiest (In Treatment)
No idea for this...Laura Dern. I don't even know who she is.
Well there are my picks, and like I predicted, my writing got less and less interesting as it went.
Thursday, January 8, 2009
Top Ten College Football Uniforms
OR: Top 11. Because there are 11 teams in the Big Ten.
Sadly, this was the last year Hawaii will wear their sharp Nike uniforms, as Under Armour just paid a shit ton of money to make them ugly. The best were the silver and white road uniforms. Also, I have to give Hawaii credit for inspiring me (copying them) to create the logo for Savage Logistics.
4. Florida State garnet and gold
I know what you're thinking: "#3?! These are widely recognized as the best uniforms in all of sports! How can they not be number one in your ranking?!"
Watching the National Championship game has inspired me to make my list of top college football uniforms.
11. North Carolina, Carolina blue and white.
Powder blue is my favorite color, and it looks great with white on a football uniform. I'm also a big fan of the NC logo on the helmet and where the necklines meet. If they someday incorporate argyle, like the hoops team, these uniforms will be in the top five.
10. Georgia, alternate black jerseys.
These are awesome. But the last time they broke them out they got WORKED by Alabama, so I can't rate them as high as I would like to. I love the bones for pride stickers (white for on the field and black for academics) and UGA is the best mascot ever.
8. (tie) Texas and Penn St. all white.
Ain't nobody dope as me I'm just so fresh so clean.
I love when you stare at me I'm just so fresh so clean.
7. Hawaii, silver and white.
Sadly, this was the last year Hawaii will wear their sharp Nike uniforms, as Under Armour just paid a shit ton of money to make them ugly. The best were the silver and white road uniforms. Also, I have to give Hawaii credit for inspiring me (copying them) to create the logo for Savage Logistics.6. Florida home throwbacks.
I like these mostly because they are so much better than any other uniforms Florida wears. And it's always nice to see the old-school white helmets with nothing but an "F" on them. But it'd be a lot cooler if they said "FU"...
5. Texas marching band.
Are you kidding me? These actually exist? They really wear these? Awesome.
4. Florida State garnet and gold
They don't get any flashier than this. The hatchet pride stickers are the cherry on top.
The only thing that would make them look better is if they were shimmel jerseys showing off hairy stomachs, like back in the eighties when Deion played.
3. Michigan maize and blue.
I know what you're thinking: "#3?! These are widely recognized as the best uniforms in all of sports! How can they not be number one in your ranking?!"Well, they lost a little bit of their appeal when Adidas took over the uniform sponsorship from Nike this year (although this picture is of their older Nike uniform). Also, when you see my explanations for the top 2, you'll understand.
2. Notre Dame shamrock green. 
The legend has it that Knute Rocknie started his second stringers against Navy in 1927. After the Midshipmen marched down the field and scored on their opening drive, Knute ordered his starters onto the field...after they took off their blue jerseys to reveal green ones underneath! "Instantaneously the Notre Dame regulars yanked off their blue outer sweaters and like a horde of green Gila monsters darted onto the field. From that moment on Notre Dame held the initiative, imposed its collective will upon the Navy..." - George Trevor, New York Sun
Ever since then, Notre Dame has worn the green jerseys for special games. And while they don't always win those games, they still look awesome.
1. USC song girls white sweaters with roses:
Being productive when it snows
Because their weekend of shows was canceled due to snow, Geo and Sabzi decided to make a video.
SFGIANT5 (2 days ago)
geo and sabzi gotta get that coffee. honestly does it get any better then this? NW stand up.
So then Ra Scion decides that Geo jacked his beat and makes a sequel video.
It's a good time to be a hip hop fan in Seattle.
So then Ra Scion decides that Geo jacked his beat and makes a sequel video.
ehrehck (20 hours ago)
What happened to the clothes on the car when he takes off his t-shirt?
SCIONtific (19 hours ago)
geo stole those, too.
It's a good time to be a hip hop fan in Seattle.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Children's Hospital
This is a kind of funny Web series written by, directed by and starring Rob Corddry of Daily Show fame, along with some other semi-famous people who apparently have time on their hands. Oh, and its on the WB Web site... who would've guessed? First episode is below:
40 oz. and a movie review: Jumper
OR: I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend
I have no job, and the only productive things I have to do in my life right now are: Alpha - painstakingly edit a sixty page thesis dissertation written by a man who learned English from hanging around Peace Corps flophouses, and Bravo - apply for jobs that I am either: Unoone - not qualified for, or Bissotwo - don't want to do.
* Digression #1: I am really getting in to using the Military Alphabet lately.
So what do I do to avoid doing either of those two things but somehow convice myself that I am not a complete loser? Why, blog of course. And get drunk while doing it. People have been asking me for another movie review for a while, and I hate to disappoint my loyal following, and when I saw that "Jumper" was on HBO on demand, and when I realized that I had a "delicious" forty left over from a hastily thrown together "G-Thang" party...the math just made sense. Plus I had already drank a bottle of wine and it is easy to talk myself into doing stupid things after I drink a bottle of wine.
The plan was simple: pace myself so that I finish the forty as the movie ends, and write down my thoughts and blog about them the next day. I ended up with three pages of notes and multiple digressions. It's all crap. The following is my attempt to (in the immortal words of my Pasco High football coach) make chicken salad out of chicken shit. In case you forgot, here is the movie I am talking about:
Part 1) 0-15 mins [0-7 ounces]
The first thing I notice about the movie is that it is narrated by Hayden Christensen. I understand that he is the star of the movie, and that the ladies love him, but if there were ever a Hollywood star who needed a voice transplant it is he. On a scale from One (Lou Holtz) to Ten (Morgan Freeman) of people I want to hear narrate a movie, Hayden is about a 2.4. And to make it worse, it is needless and poorly written narration. This is a special effects/superhero movie! Just show us shit blowing up and teleport around to cool places! All you're doing, writer, is making us annoyed with the main character.
I have no job, and the only productive things I have to do in my life right now are: Alpha - painstakingly edit a sixty page thesis dissertation written by a man who learned English from hanging around Peace Corps flophouses, and Bravo - apply for jobs that I am either: Unoone - not qualified for, or Bissotwo - don't want to do.
* Digression #1: I am really getting in to using the Military Alphabet lately.
So what do I do to avoid doing either of those two things but somehow convice myself that I am not a complete loser? Why, blog of course. And get drunk while doing it. People have been asking me for another movie review for a while, and I hate to disappoint my loyal following, and when I saw that "Jumper" was on HBO on demand, and when I realized that I had a "delicious" forty left over from a hastily thrown together "G-Thang" party...the math just made sense. Plus I had already drank a bottle of wine and it is easy to talk myself into doing stupid things after I drink a bottle of wine.
The plan was simple: pace myself so that I finish the forty as the movie ends, and write down my thoughts and blog about them the next day. I ended up with three pages of notes and multiple digressions. It's all crap. The following is my attempt to (in the immortal words of my Pasco High football coach) make chicken salad out of chicken shit. In case you forgot, here is the movie I am talking about:
Part 1) 0-15 mins [0-7 ounces]
The first thing I notice about the movie is that it is narrated by Hayden Christensen. I understand that he is the star of the movie, and that the ladies love him, but if there were ever a Hollywood star who needed a voice transplant it is he. On a scale from One (Lou Holtz) to Ten (Morgan Freeman) of people I want to hear narrate a movie, Hayden is about a 2.4. And to make it worse, it is needless and poorly written narration. This is a special effects/superhero movie! Just show us shit blowing up and teleport around to cool places! All you're doing, writer, is making us annoyed with the main character.
That aside, the WHOOSHING effects are pretty cool. Doug Liman does a good job with making the movie watchable dispite EVERTHING ELSE he has going against him.
Part 2) 16-30 mins [8-15 ounces]
What THE SHIT is up with Samuel L. Jackson's hair? It looks like he put on a plastic mask and had Santa's elves spray him with Christmas tree flock:
And now we get Summer from the O.C. added to the mix as Hayden's girlfriend. Can there be be a couple with two more annoying voices? I think I had heard that she was in this movie at some point, but I completely forgot until now. Just for fun, I am going to drink every time she says "hey," or "ew," or someone's name.**Digression #2 - While looking for videos to illustrate how annoying this on-screen couple is, I discovered that they are actually together in real life. Beautiful boring people bother me on their own, but it is really irksome when they team up. This almost made me throw up.
Part 3) 31-45 mins [16-20 ounces]
Okay. Not only am I now bothered by how annoying Rachel Bilson is, but now I am annoyed at how STUPID her character is. Here is the sequence of events that proves to me that "Millie" should be wearing a helmet:
David (Hayden's character) walks in to the bar where Millie works, tries to leave until someone recognizes him, and gets into a fight. After the fight, he tells Millie that he is in banking, and that he is traveling to Rome and wants her to come with him. And she goes. What the fuck Millie?! He just came into your bar after being gone for 8 years, gets in a fight with one of your friends, and you go to Rome with him?! C'mon.
In the movie, Rachel Bilson's character and Hayden's character first "make love" ((to this song...gag...)) when they get to the hotel room in Rome. This would never happen in real life. She agrees to go to Rome with him either because she is a slut or because she is using him as a free trip to Rome. If she is a slut, then he's convincing her to do it on the plane. If she is using him for a free trip to Rome, she is holding out sex as long as she can until she gets more presents, like jewelery, clothing, etc. This is another reason I think her character is mentally challenged.
Also, this guy she just met and went to Rome with and did in the hotel room just after landing, is uber rich and says he's in banking. He is also really good at getting into places he shouldn't. He also blatently disgregards all rules and "do not enter" notices. Um. Maybe he's a bank robber? Just saying, most non-retarded people would have been clued in.
46-60 mins [21-28 ounces]
So there's a bunch of fuck that goes on that I don't really understand where we meet another jumper (the homo from Billy Elliot) that explains that some religious fanatics called paladins are hunting them or some shit. I am hungry so I start to make pancakes. I also realize that I have clothes sitting in the dryer that have been dry for like 4 hours.
***Digression #3 - Why do I get dirty looks everytime I go to Goldie's (see Ali D's review) to get quarters for laundry? What do they care if I come in on a Tuesday evening, put two dollars in the machine, grab my quarters, then peace out? I just spent like fifty bucks there Saturday buying a round of touchdowns after the aformentioned "G-Thang" party. They should be grateful damnit!
And by getting my clothes out of the dryer I end up burning my pancakes. This 40 oz. and a movie thing is ruining my life right now.
61-88 mins [28-40 ounces]
I begin to realize that this is a really short movie and have to start making serious work on my forty. The action is getting pretty intense (there is one pretty bad-ass moment where Billy Elliot teleport-punches Sam Jackson through a brick wall) and I am drunk enough to not even try to follow what's going on.
Then there is the moment of all moments. Though the power of love, presumably, Hayden WHOOSHES a whole apartment building. It almost kills him, but Rachel Bilson revives him with the best impromptu ad-lib dialogue I have ever heard: "David...hey, hey...David...hey, hey...David". O.M.G. I rewind the DVR to make sure that is what she said, and it is ver batum. I am also reminded to take seven drinks, and I am also reminded to laugh my ass off. After this, the movie can't lose!
****Digression #4 - I looked everywhere for some video to show you this part. It is freaking unreal. But not as funny as this.
So the ending of the movie brings a small surprise but mostly sets up for a sequel that I will never see. Unless it is five years from now and I am still unemployed.
*****Digression #5 - So is their Celebrity couple name Rayden?
Tuesday, January 6, 2009
Ski Towns!
I just got back from Steamboat Springs, Colorado, and I forgot how different small towns are. Expecially ski towns. This guy fell through the chairlift and his pants got stuck. This happened in Aspen last weekend.
One thing I forgot about is that the Steamboat newspaper daily posts it's police report. They post anything that the police did. Most of them are pretty mundane but every once and a while you get a good one. Here are a couple from Jan. 4th.
12:55 a.m. A suspicious vehicle was reported at Fetcher Park. A Steamboat Springs police officer contacted the owner of the vehicle and issued a warning.
2:04 a.m. Steamboat Springs police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle in the 800 block of Yampa Street, where a man had left the keys in the ignition of his 1989 Subaru. Police still are trying to locate the vehicle.
One thing I forgot about is that the Steamboat newspaper daily posts it's police report. They post anything that the police did. Most of them are pretty mundane but every once and a while you get a good one. Here are a couple from Jan. 4th.
12:55 a.m. A suspicious vehicle was reported at Fetcher Park. A Steamboat Springs police officer contacted the owner of the vehicle and issued a warning.
2:04 a.m. Steamboat Springs police responded to a report of a stolen vehicle in the 800 block of Yampa Street, where a man had left the keys in the ignition of his 1989 Subaru. Police still are trying to locate the vehicle.
Saturday, January 3, 2009
At DIA
I'm at DIA right now waiting for my flight which isn't for another three hours. Awesome.
The other day while skiing this song popped into my head. I have no idea why I thought of this...
HQMEYSNQQP (18 hours ago) 0 Reply
i remmeber watchin this on acid when i was a teenager...
This video also came to mind as I am people watching, I'm weird, sorry.
and this one...
The other day while skiing this song popped into my head. I have no idea why I thought of this...
HQMEYSNQQP (18 hours ago) 0 Reply
i remmeber watchin this on acid when i was a teenager...
This video also came to mind as I am people watching, I'm weird, sorry.
and this one...
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