Tanner's NFL picks

OR: Picks that are better than Stefan's

New Jersey Football Giants OVER Potomac Drainage Basin Indigenous People
It's always sunny in Philadelphia Eagles OVER St. Louis Josh Browns
Pittsburgh Steeley McBeamers OVER Houston Beef Cows
Detroit Wide Receivers OVER Home Depot Dog Fighters
Hawks on Fox OVER Buffalo/Toronto Bills/Argonauts
Hamsterdam Ravens OVER Ochenta y Cinco
Jacksonville JAGs OVER Tennessee Flaming Thumbtacks
Miami Phish OVER New Jersey Football Jets
Foxborough Cheaters OVER KC Chefs
Butt Pirates OVER Mr. Kim Kardashian's Team
Classy San Diego OVER Carolina Sex Panthers
SF 69ers OVER Arizona Planned Parenthood
America's Team OVER Cleveland...um...Really?
Indy Positive Thinkers OVER Chicago un-BEAR-ably bad QBs
Green Bay Packers OVER Purple Jesus
Run DMC Raiders OVER God, I hate the Broncos

Man, that took WAY too long.